In honor of David Letterman, I present to you Top 10 Things That I've Said While Being In England:
1. "No, I actually don't think I want any more mayonnaise"
2. "You don't see a lot of cheap plastic siding, do you?"
3. "Cheers, mate"
4. "On your right"
5. "I think I'm getting a sunburn from this intense English sun"
6. "Well, see, what we do in America is"
7. "There all the same words, but it's like you scrambled them in a blender"
8. "If a car comes, we can ditch into this hedge"
9. "Hey cow, can you get out of the way of my bicycle? Thanks."
10. "It's great that we haven't had any rain...oh."
